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NO FUEL:
UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera’s house?
MOMMY: No!
UCHE: Why?
MOMMY: No fuel.
UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my legs.
MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are going to use to find you?

TERRIBLE ACCIDENT:
An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died.
So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and moved towards where the dead people were.
Immediately, one of the dead people whispered to him: “Bros, go back to your place; do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”
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(05-11-2017 04:16 PM)patrick Wrote: NO FUEL:
UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera’s house?
MOMMY: No!
UCHE: Why?
MOMMY: No fuel.
UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my legs.
MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are going to use to find you?

TERRIBLE ACCIDENT:
An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died.
So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and moved towards where the dead people were.
Immediately, one of the dead people whispered to him: “Bros, go back to your place; do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”


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(05-11-2017 04:16 PM)patrick Wrote: NO FUEL:
UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera’s house?
MOMMY: No!
UCHE: Why?
MOMMY: No fuel.
UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my legs.
MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are going to use to find you?

TERRIBLE ACCIDENT:
An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died.
So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and moved towards where the dead people were.
Immediately, one of the dead people whispered to him: “Bros, go back to your place; do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”

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