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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well devil how much do I owe you for the call?
The devil replied, “Five million dollars”
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too”
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked, “Well,devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replied, “Ten million dollars”
With a smug look on his face, and feeling more important than the English, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Abacha was even more jealous and starts screaming, “I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody”…..
He called Nigeria and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked an talked an talked, then he asked, “Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call?
The devil replied “One dollar!”.
Abacha is stunned and queries the devil. “One dollar Only one dollar ke??”
The devil replied. “Well, when you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate”.
#2
LMAO.. That naija for you
#3
lolz nice one op
#4
funny
  


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